fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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