is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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