that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
