Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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