somebody snuck up and got me drunk
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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