ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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