So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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