wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
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