***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
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Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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