we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
there was a trapeze. enough said
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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