the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Randomize
