i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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