I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
He? As in you personified your dick?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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