That's intense
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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