I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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