So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Drunk is a universal language darling
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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