lets start a swedish sibling band together
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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