Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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