At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Drake has all the answers
COCAINE IS GR8
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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