another moral hangover. fuck.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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