We're like a lot better than the average bears
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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