Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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