are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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