im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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