I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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