Walk of Shame. In a state park.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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