How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Randomize