They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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