kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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