we're blogging at a bar
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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