My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
