I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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