I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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