But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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