The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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