I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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