im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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