The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Nicole vs. Life
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
why do cheetos always look like penises
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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