i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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