I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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