Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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