Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Randomize
