'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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