thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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