areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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