I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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