ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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