We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I just gargled with NyQuil
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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