dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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