nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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