Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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