Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I am naked and annoyed.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Randomize
