cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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